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The man behind the madness! by Sketchywolf-13 The man behind the madness! by Sketchywolf-13
I went with my sis to "The House Of Blues" today cuz they where having a lil' shin-dig called "Rockabillys & Ribs." So i take the red car over to gas lamp. I walking in this smokinh hot rockabilly chick walks up asking, "You here for Rockabillys & Ribs?" I tell her, "FUCK YEAH I AM!" The pin up asks again, "You wanna join the rockabilly look contest?" So i answer, "Oh, HELL YEAH!'

Later that night I'm Chilling at the bar, got to drinks, one orgasim, one lemon drop. The contest starts, i go on stage, this Lady says, "Ok all you hip cats, its time for the men's Rockabilly look contest! The rules are simple, give us your name, your fav dessert, and why you should win!" The lil' sexy pin up army girl works her way down the line on men (Who don't have the look down at all) all giving lame lines why they should win. Lil' Miss 50cal comes to me say in a very sexy voice, "whats your name slick?" I slowly move my cig-stick from my month puffing out smoke, tilting my shades looking into her eyes saying in a deep voice, "The names Sketchy hot stuff." She looks me up and down saying, "Sketchy uh? Sounds like you got a dark side, i like that in a man!" She moves on to the next Q. and A. "So Sketchy whats your fav dessert?" Me replying, "Mmmmmm.....thats a tuff one, PBR and ice cream...and maybe you on top!?" that got he all hot under the collar! "Your a very dirty boy!" Giving me a lil' wink, "So Slick Sketchy, why should you win?" I tell her, "Why should i win? i'll tell ya why! Cuz i don't just dress like this on the weekends to have fun. I dress and live the rockabilly style all year round!"

The crowd loved me already! 50cal hops back over to the first guy say'n "Ok time for the crowd judge who should win!" She works her way down the line, the other guys aren't getting much from the crowd, till she gets to the best for last. ME! 50cal raps her leg around me, holding her hand over my head, "How about this sexy greaser!?" The crowd just up clapping, yelling, one girl in the back yell'd out "I'd fuck'em right now!" 50cal said "Hell no! hes mine!" I pick her up onto my shoulders yelling, "Do i get her for my prize!?"

After everything was said and done, 50cal comes up to me at the bar to give me my prizes. She hands me a party bag full of rockabilly goodies, and 4 tickets for rockabilly band called "The Dan band" for next week. She told me "You can bring your girlfriend and two others with you!" I tell her, "I don't have a girlfriend, but would you like to be!?" She had a shocked look on her face but says, "A hot guy like you doesn't have a girl? Well i better jump on you before someone else comes along!"

If the night couldn't get any better, i was drawing 50cal as a vixen with a 59' caddy. (She loved the drawing btw!) The woman who is the "PR" for the event comes up and asks, "Wow! Did you draw that!?" "Yes ma'am i did!" She sits down and talks with me and 50cal, "You got anything else like this?" she asks. "I sure do!" i said. The woman says, "Good! we're gonna have an other Rockabillys & Ribs Event the next month. I'd love for you to bring some art and do a live art show!"

Well this story is long already, i'llrap this up. I got a great opportunitie to show of my art and make some money, and work with the "Rockabillys & Ribs" guys in more shows! So if ya wanna see me draw, eat ribs, or get a rockabilly make over by the pin ups in the back for free. Come to "The House of Blues"


Pic belongs to Shane "The Sketchy" Phillips
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Ray-Bans! Nice!
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razeryan Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HEY GUY, THAT'S A SICK ASS STORY! It's Ryan btw. so do they do this every month????? i know you're a little taller than me but i think we could totally pull off a Blues Bros look together maybe??? lol, i dont quite got the hair for it, but we can work with it, i just need some suit pieces xD
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Sketchywolf-13 Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol, I don't know when they'll do the next event but sounds like a fun idea!
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quatro8745 May 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
sir you are the diamond in the rough that i thought i would never see, and you being an mlp fan!! i never thought i would ever meet some one like you
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Sketchywolf-13 May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! I get this a lot, you should meet me in person. Greased pompadour, leather jacket, white shirt, and cuffed blue jeans being held up by a MLP FIM seat belt belt! [link] It throws a lot of people off! lol
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quatro8745 May 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XD i would not be suprised X3 (btw im in california)
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Sketchywolf-13 May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
San Diego?
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quatro8745 May 16, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
los angeles
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Sketchywolf-13 May 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
just 2 hours away, use to live there...fucking hate that city
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quatro8745 May 17, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
i hate down town but since my family moved from Lincon heights to Bell Flower (where I was born) i have enjoyed living in the county rather than being in down town
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